Ho! Ho! Ho! (No, we're not talking dirty girls)

The coolest job is available in Kingston.
It seems Santa is really busy this year putting together all those iPods so he needs some extra help and is calling in a-look-alike to help him meet and greet little kiddies at the Frontenac Mall.
Santa took out an ad in today's Kingston Whig-Standard to announce he needs a twin and some elves to do his work at the Bath Road mall from Nov. 25 to Dec. 23.
You need to provide the jolly laughs and Christmas spirit and the mall, er, Santa, will provide the raspberry red suit.
Here's what else Santa says: "Santa's helpers will be in charge of taking photo orders, processing sales, assisting the photographer and urging the kiddies to smile for the camera."
Santa gets so much mail, you need to send your applications to his other mailbox:
Administration Office, Frontenac Mall, 1300 Bath Rd., Kingston, Ont., K7M 4X4 or e-mail abello@riocan.com.
Just one question: Can girls play Santa, too?
Ho. Ho. Ho.