Thursday, January 08, 2009

Check out these buns


There are a few rules that every single health magazine/TV show/newspaper article/blog/fitness expert will give you when you're trying to lose weight and become a healthier person:
- Eat lean meats, such as chicken (no skin, of course) instead of fattier cuts;
- Drink water (This is my least favourite. Why can't water taste like Diet Coke?);
- Don't eat at least three hours before going to bed;
- Use portion control and don't make dinner your heaviest meal;
- Always eat breakfast, because you'll eat less during the day;
- Limit sugary drinks such as pops and juices;
- And watch your carbs. Don't eat a load of them and when you do eat breads and pastas and wraps and rice, make them whole grain or at least whole wheat. (Make them brown, essentially.)
White bread and pasta are about as popular these days as new Vancouver Canucks' player Mats Sundin because there is basically no nutritional value in them. So all health experts say switching out the white for the brown is one small step that will keep you at a healthy weight.
I think in the last five years, I have eaten maybe five to 10 pieces of white bread - and that's when I had no choice, either when I've been visiting family or out at a restaurant.
It has always been my pet peeve that no fast food restaurants - with the exception of chain sub shops - served any of their products on whole wheat, or, even better, multigrain products. Sometimes, especially when you're travelling, or even if you're just a burnt out tired mama, fast food works and you can make it healthy if you try: A small burger with just lettuce and a little ketchup, a grilled chicken wrap with just lettuce, a salad hold the cheese, the bacon, the croutons, the chili, the nacho chips, the sour cream and the creamy dressing. (Yes, it's still a salad.)
Why am I so nuts about this stuff? I was born with a birth defect.
I was born without a metabolism.
I eat one cookie and I've got a pound of lard stuck to my behind.
Sneak in a few pieces of cheese? Oh, look, I not only have two lovehandles, I now have three. (The third one is like an office chair; it swivels around.)
Eat a pile of salty cashews? Just call me Cankle Crosbie.
Joking aside (oh, that's where the third lovehandle went - my left side) I really do have to be vigilant about what I eat and drink and my exercise. I fight hard to be a size 6 to 8 and it has only been in the last three years that I've learned to keep my weight in check. I once weighed 50 pounds more than I do now and I couldn't walk around the block I was so out of shape.
So, it was with much glee that I opened my mail today and I saw a flyer in my mailbox that said, "Nice Buns." (Why, thank you.) It was a Harvey's flyer announcing: "Harvey's NEW whole wheat bun."
The restaurant is also introducing a new warm grilled Chicken BLT Salad. (If you take the bacon off it, it looks quite nice.)
I've always liked Harvey's. It was a treat to go there when I was a kid and they're one of the only places with a veggie burger. Now I can have a veggie burger on a whole wheat bun or a grilled chicken sandwich on whole wheat. Is it perfect? No, a whole grain bun would be best because some whole wheat buns aren't that much better than white buns, but for me, it's the little things that matter. Now if someone could just come up with a water that tasted like pop, I'd be a happy girl.

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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Who wears short shorts? Who wears fat shorts?

One year ago, I got married in Las Vegas and one year ago, I packed on five to 10 pounds that I've been battling to get off for the past 12 months. Once my wedding was over, I relaxed a little on the strict intake of food and let up a little on the workouts. Why is it so god dang hard to lose five pounds? It's five teeny, tiny pounds. U.S. golden boy Michael Phelps can lose five pounds by breathing, Mr. Buff Pants Barack Obama probably can lose five in one of his six times a week 45-minute workouts and celebrities hire a personal trainer for one day and lose all 37 pregnancy pounds in one workout. But that's not real life is it? Sarah Crosbie is real life and I'm here to tell you that five pounds is freakin' killing me and I'm pretty tight-ass about what I eat - I only eat whole wheat and whole grain products, eat loads of lean protein, stay away from sweets, etc. Yawn. I bore myself thinking about it. That's why I have a new tool in my drop-the-last-five-pounds toolkit: skin-tight running shorts that make my butt look ass-some. They fit, but they show every lump, bump and chunk. I bought them for 50% off when our Reebok store was having a moving sale and I thought they'd look good one day. (Yes, I know you're never supposed to buy something that doesn't fit, but I did.) I wore them to the gym last night and they looked bad. I looked at myself in the mirror and thought "oh gross" but they worked. I worked hard on the stair climber. Then I climbed hills on the treadmill and then I did interval training on the bike. There's a little song Dorey the fish sings in Finding Nemo. When she's scared and she's swimming deeper and deeper into the dark abyss with Marlin, she sings: "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming." Yesterday, with my too-tight shorts, I kept singing: "Just keep going, just keep going, just keep going, your shorts are too tight." So, I've made it basically through the Christmas indulgence period and now me and my tight shorts are hitting the gym. Am I going to finally lose those last five pounds? Assolutely.

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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Why I love going to the hospital

For months, months I tell you, I have been trying to lose nine pounds.

When I got married almost a year ago, I was a svelte 136 pounds - the smallest I've been since I was in Grade 8, kid you not.

But, over the past year, as I became less stay-at-home-exercising-mommy and more corporate-newspaper-career-woman, I packed on nine pounds; not 10, which seems like a lot, but nine.

My pants still fit, but I have two great dresses that no longer go over the boot-ay since my derriere has changed. It used to be tight like a celebrity's tucked face. Now it's Jello.

But tonight, I had an appointment at the pulmonary function lab at Kingston General Hospital, to figure out what was going on with my asthma and I had to get my weight and my height done.

A young med student (or young respiratory therapist?) got me on the scale and had me turn around. I thought he was being kind so I didn't have to stare at the numbers, but he said it's easier for the scale to get my height right if I'm not facing it. (It had one of those bars that sticks out over your heard to get your height).

After he was done with me, I went and saw another respiratory therapist.

She looked at my chart and said: "Sarah Crosbie, right?"

"Yes," I replied.

"You're 5'5?"

"Yes," I replied.

"139 pounds?"

Huh?

"139 pounds?"

Um, sure. I've apparently lost six pounds in 24 hours, but if the doc tells you you weigh 139, who's gonna argue?

Love you, KGH.

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